Okay, I broke some rules. I went below my age category, off my more then one picture category, and went out with one of the 140289 Indian guys that hit on me and constantly send me messages, IM's, smoke signals, whatever it takes to get a chicks attention.
He had ONE picture and damn was that picture good! He wanted to take me to Indian food. Well, okay, since he is Indian I figured he would take me somewhere FANTASTIC! We went to Naan and Curry House on O'Farrel. REALLY???
The minute he walked up I knew I should have stuck to my rules of more then one picture and over 30. I think he was 28 so thats not too bad, but he was barely pushing 5'8 and maybe just over a buck 20. I NEED MEN I DATE TO WEIGH MORE THEN ME!
He looked like he just landed a date with Paris Hilton. He was enamored. Like you could see in his little brain, how did I get this date? Not saying I am all that... but no where on Gods Green Earth would you see me dating this guy in real life outside the bubble of online dating. The land of cropped and faded pictures made to make even the smallest of men look like Hercules.
Okay, lets just say the conversation (Led by me) turned into 'Have you seen any good movies lately?' and 'So how about that weather!'
I left pretty quickly and he has been stalking me ever since. Facebook, OKCupid, IM'ing me, Texting me. Fuck. What have I done.
Ethnic week is not off to a good start.
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