The Super White Puerto Rican

Mario Sanchez, AKA John Smith. AKA Nit Pikky! 38
I waited to long to write this, the memories are fading fast... Here is the man who was 100% Puerto Rican and looked more like a white guy then I have ever seen. But man was he all about the Puerto Ricannnnn! (Say that in a latin accent please). He actually made it through to a second date. Woooo Hoooo, someone made the cut to the next day! Well mistake. He basically nagged and nit picked on every single thing I did from not having enough food in my refrigerator, to not the right kind of water. He complained about the coffee shop we went to because they didnt cut his bagel and have cucumbers on it. He told me I was stupid when I picked up the phone to check a text when there was a cop driving near us. I said 'Buddy, if you think this is the worst thing I have done in my life, your in for a shocker'.

Finally when he nagged about what toll lane I went through I finally said...
"LOOK! I am not perfect, and am getting real fuckin tired of you pissing on my day"

A few more words were spoken, he apologized, said he needed to work on his sense of humor. I dropped him off and said, Happy New Year... (It was Dec 20th) take a hint bud. Fuck. Pisses me off just thinking about it again!!