Okay, so there is nothing worse then trying to get to know someone via text. Instant messaging might be a little better but still, what happened to a fucking voice once in a while?
I thought this interaction was worth documenting. I was in a hotel last night bored, so what better way to pass the time then on dating sites. This cute guy sent me a message, which got increasingly boring as the minutes passed. I guess he felt the same way. Here it is...
(5:54:41 pm)Kalvino:Hey, how are you doing?what race are u anyway?
(5:56:13 pm)Meeshakar:hi, italian irish... you?
(5:56:40 pm)Kalvino: A lot.
(5:56:47 pm)Meeshakar:you seem like it from what your profile says.
(5:57:35 pm)Kalvino:yep.
(5:58:07 pm)Meeshakar:Italian?
(5:58:24 pm)Meeshakar:latin?
(5:58:44 pm)Kalvino:Cuban
(5:59:02 pm)Meeshakar:ah nice.
(6:00:52 pm)Meeshakar:what is your name anyway?
(6:01:22 pm)Kalvino:Kalvino, u?
(6:01:27 pm)Meeshakar:Kari
(6:01:43 pm)Kalvino:What u doing?
(6:01:57 pm)Meeshakar:nada, just finishing up work... you?
(6:02:38 pm)Kalvino:nm,What u do 4 work
(6:03:04 pm)Meeshakar:account executive for a cosmetic company.
(6:03:18 pm)Meeshakar:i work from home alot so its nice.
(6:03:22 pm)Kalvino:fun?
(6:03:59 pm)Meeshakar:I like it alot. Great people to work for and lots of freedome
(6:04:05 pm)Meeshakar:freedom*
(6:04:46 pm)Meeshakar:what do you do?
(6:04:58 pm)Meeshakar:actually i could probably just read up on you...
(6:05:46 pm)Kalvino:REAL estate Rep
(6:06:00 pm)Meeshakar:how do you like that?
(6:06:28 pm)Kalvino:ok 4 now.
(6:06:58 pm)Meeshakar:are you from the bay area?
(6:07:15 pm)Kalvino:yes i am
(6:09:08 pm)Meeshakar:so you ever meet anyone off this thing?
(6:33:55 pm)Kalvino:Im not interested fuck off!
(6:35:41 pm)Meeshakar:wow. slightly unnecessary... You shouldnt have started messaging me in the first place. fuckn weirdo.
yes, there it is... "MEAN GUY"
Wait, I have another I just remembered! I was moving in July and joked on my profile you should message me if you have a truck and want to move me... Here are his messages to me...
Hello...
Jul. 2, 2009 – 9:44pm Im Frank,how are you,i want to help you move your apartment,,,you still need it? lrt me know...
Jul. 2, 2009 – 10:48pm Well that is nice of you, but I got it covered.
Jul. 3, 2009 – 3:00pm ok,lets meet or talk,if you are interested let me know,,,good day...Frank...
Jul. 4, 2009 – 2:36pm anyways i just wanted to fuck you....if in need contact me...ciaoo.
Jul. 6, 2009 – 12:34pm Um yeah, you wouldnt have a chance in hell buddy. Later.
Jul. 6, 2009 – 7:07pm ja ja ja dont really care baby,i have a lot...ciaooo
Boy oh boy, the pickins are slim these days... I think I will experiment tonight and go out in person. I am going to say hello to 2 guys. Thats it, just a hello and a smile. We'll see what happens.....
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