I totally got duped. So this guy is really cute. He had 3 pictures too, and they were all really cute. We do a few emails, talk on the phone, good conversation... not exactly what I thought he would sound like... little fem... but overall pretty good. So we decide to meet up for coffee one day as I was getting off of work. I drive to the place we say we were going to meet and wait for him. So in comes the same guy... yeah about 6 years later. He totally had pictures up when he was like 25. He is 34. He should have met girls back then because now he has some improving to do...
Okay, I am no skinny minny- I know this. But I also dont have pictures from when I was in college all thin and shit. He had a body picture (as shown) that basically shows him to have a nice body. He coulda dropped 30lbs and been just fine. And the UNIBROW!? WTF? Why hasn't anyone ever told him he can easily get rid of it? It takes like 4 seconds to rip that shit off.
Okay, first impressions obviously not so hot. So we go walk to get coffee. And we did have some decent conversations. He was very touchy. But in a very non threatening way. Kinda funny. So he is getting his PHD in Pscyhology, has his doctorate, the whole 9 years. Problem is he HAS NEVER HAD A JOB. His dad is a doctor, family has money, he lived in Tahoe last year because he loves skiing, rich kid. No job. Yeah, he will probably be making 6 figures soon, but how so you get to be 34 and never had a job. Self proclaimed never had a job either. Wow.
So coffee ends, he asks me to go to the movies the next night. I say Okay, sure. Avatar is playing at Kabuki, lets meet there. Give him another chance. Maybe he will be better looking and not so fem the second time around. NO. Not the case.
He walks up wearing this tight beige sweater and holding an umbrella like Mary Poppins. Thats when I realized he might be gay. The walk. Think of walking really fast but not really moving your hips. That was his walk...But then he was talking about his friend who goes to Tahoe with him that is Bi and he thinks he hits on him, and he is soooo not like that. I said, haha, yeah I was 99% sure you arent gay. He said, um.... what about that 1%. I said, well, just met you... awkward.
Then he talked. And talked. And talked talked talked talked. I know about his damn broke uncle, his friend who takes his colman stove everywhere, where his dad lives, what his sister does. Do you think he knows ONE thing about me? Nope. Thank god for the previews or he would have talked through the damn movie. Then he put the arm around me, then put the arm in the seat, then rubbed my hand. I started to get that feeling like it was creepy Uncle Max rubbing your shoulders. Kinda gives you those heeby jeebies.
So after the movie, he walked me to my car. Talking to everyone along the way... and told me he would call me after his week in Tahoe. Then got out, did his gay little walk and got in his car (that I know everything about because he never shut up)
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